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zooooee whispered: Leeevi! Darling!

zooooee:

leavei:

I already told you I am not your husband.

Do we have to be married for me to call you darling?

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Uh…yeah. It goes against, um, my religion, I’m, uh. I’m…a…Scientofarianist. 

+leavei

rreinerr:

leavei:

Touch me and I’ll castrate you.

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Christ, you’re obnoxious. How do you have friends. Fucking weirdo.

Wow, who scared the humour outta you?

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I didn’t come to this high school to make friends, I came to this high school to win.

Win what, I don’t really know. But I came here to win.

zooooee whispered: Leeevi! Darling!

I already told you I am not your husband.

+leavei

rreinerr:

leavei:

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I’m going to throw you over the fucking table.

Would a kiss make you forgive me, honey?

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Touch me and I’ll castrate you.

Christ, you’re obnoxious. How do you have friends. Fucking weirdo.

+leavei

rreinerr:

leavei:

rreinerr:

leavei:

rreinerr:

Pleeeeaase don’t leavei me.

I always say how I don’t need ya but it’s always gonna come right back to this.

Pleaaase.

Don’t leavei me.

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I am literally going to break both of your legs.

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How did I become so obnoxious?

What is it with you that makes me act like this?

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I’ve never been this nasty.

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I’ll break your arms too. 

Can’t you tell that this is all just a contest?

The one that wins will be the one that hits the hardest.

But baby, I don’t mean it.

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I’m going to throw you over the fucking table.

+leavei

rreinerr:

leavei:

rreinerr:

Pleeeeaase don’t leavei me.

I always say how I don’t need ya but it’s always gonna come right back to this.

Pleaaase.

Don’t leavei me.

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I am literally going to break both of your legs.

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How did I become so obnoxious?

What is it with you that makes me act like this?

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I’ve never been this nasty.

I’ll break your arms too. 

ymmir:

leavei said: In Norse mythology, Ymir, Aurgelmir, Brimir, or Bláinn is a primeval being born of primordial elemental poison and the ancestor of all jötnar.

Wouldn’t you know! You found me out. Those other names are my stage names— Norse Mythology is my band. We have kind of a fantasy gig going, y’know? 

Somehow I have a really hard time believing that.

You’re a freak of nature.

+leavei

rreinerr:

Pleeeeaase don’t leavei me.

I always say how I don’t need ya but it’s always gonna come right back to this.

Pleaaase.

Don’t leavei me.

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I am literally going to break both of your legs.

tumblrbot whispered: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

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How the fuck should I know.